This Clickbait Got You To Click. And You'll Never Believe What Happened Next!
Dear sir/madam, It has come to my attention that you've clicked on a link, probably sent to you in a mass text from someone who is very needy. In the spirit of the holy Sabbath it sounds to me like a good idea if we all send him our love! If you would like to do a big mitzvah you should text him, "Very funny, chief! You're good at what you do and we appreciate you!" Sources close to me say that he'll really appreciate it. All the best, XExX-Men